2009!dan: “you think you’re so special but we LITRAHLEE started phan, with a notice and a skype call and a hi my name is [dan]”

2015!dan: “oh my god are you kidding me? i wrote a fic where phil sucked my neck / i’m phil trash #1 m8 you just got skrekt”

2009!phil: this won’t be the best time you’ve ever had, so come forth. We’ll beat you down cuz I was raised in da North.

2015!phil: Our book has higher sales then your subscriber count, you little dweebs. Dan called me a ray of sunshine, how much more phan proof do we need?

OH MY GOD

2012!dan: We’re separate people, there is no phan…
Everyone: Oh my God! Shut the fuck up Dan!

I’M WEAK

Omg… THIS IS AMAZING!

Round 2

Dan(2009): Okay but my first video is what started you off. Don’t forget hello internet and the 1st pinof

Dan(2015): OMG, are you kidding me, you were such a fuckin’ cluts (clumsy for anyone who doesn’t know), I still get cringe attacks at your 6 second jump cuts

2009!Phil: I could’ve gotten all the girls with my northern charm!

2015!Phil: The only date you could’ve gotten was your own right arm

2009!Dan: Well even though I might be a fetus, you defiantly did not beat us.

2015!Dan: Haha listen up I obviously won. 2015 is better, we even have a son.